Posted by mannansur on 26 July 2006 09:27:00
A married couple in their early 60s were out
celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared
in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a
moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but
an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than me."
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful
bastards should remember that fairies are female.