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A Boy's First Time
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night & have dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for
the first time.


* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes
a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family
pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time
& all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!"


* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his
head.

* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.


* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, & still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *


Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans
over & whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious."


* * * * * * * *


The boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist."
* * * * * * * * *

Posted by mannansur on 26 July 2006 09:27:550 Comments 810 Reads - Print
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