A 4 year old and a 6 year old are upstairs in their bedroom...
You know what? Says the 6 year old
"I think it is time we start cussing!"
The 4 year old nods in approval.
The 6 year old continues... "When we go down stairs for breakfast, I'm gonna
say something with "hell" and you say something with "ass".
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he
wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
WHACK...He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up
and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear end with every step. She locks him in his room and shouts,
"you can just stay there until I let you out!"
She then goes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old! and sa ys with a stern
voice, And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
| Posted by mannansur on 08 December 2006 12:12:59||1869 Reads - |